can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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