So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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