You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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