I wanna bring you to show and tell
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Randomize