The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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