remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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