Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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