I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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