Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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