Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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