You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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