Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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