It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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