Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I need help removing her.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
