yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
