I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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