Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
3pm strippers are depressing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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