But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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