Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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