i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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