I need help removing her.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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