theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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