i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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