and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
