I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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