So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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