I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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