i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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