Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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