That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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