Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need water and some morals
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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