no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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