He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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