it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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