"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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