Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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