3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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