I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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