She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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