We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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