Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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