How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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