You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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