How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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