You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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