How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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