bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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