these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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