that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
There r osticjed everywhere
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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