Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I understand Curling. That high.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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