I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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