no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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