Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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