normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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