ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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