i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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