Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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