Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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