I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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